This is one of those ideas where some person was like “Hehe, this might be silly.” And then struck fucking gold.
you know someone is having a rough day when their favorite song plays and they don’t sing along
No one will understand how much this just broke my heart.
This man was our president for EIGHT YEARS. We are never gonna live this down
do you guys ever wonder why the students at hogwarts are afraid of the shrieking shack because its “haunted” when they literally go to school with ghosts
today in class someone sneezed & my teacher told them to shut up
Someone bumped into my chair and I said sorry.
someone bumped into my chair and i punched them in the face
someone bumped into my chair and I didn’t even give a fuck
someone bumped into my chair and i start a revolution
No one bumped into my chair because they weren’t able to assemble it.
you know those people who are just luminous, like they’re so beautiful and everything they do is endearing and all you can do is stare and hope that some of their light hits you someday. maybe it’s not even romantic but they’re just such people, they’re humans, and they’re so beautiful that you cannot make yourself look away