Wonderful Nothings

blue-eyed-hanji:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

dad-butts:

tinyrocketeer:

tinyrocketeer:

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i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL

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WHERE IS MY MATE

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A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED

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THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION

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how tumblr friendships are born

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis


Canada evolves

mad-maddie:

cloudy-with-a-chance-of-doitsu:

-sharkbites:

officialcrow:

brah chill

I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK

Mitosis

Canada evolves

aoba-hime:

did i do this right? i wanted to make one for episode 8 omg…

thegirlwhofellalot:

I Don’t Even Watch That Show and I Ship It So Hard a novel by me.
Coming soon: the sequel I Watch That Show Now and I Ship It Even Harder

dearnonacepeople:

#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem

gothgirlsgotogivenchy:

pukeboy:

shades of black

this post stresses me out 

gothgirlsgotogivenchy:

pukeboy:

shades of black

this post stresses me out 

thethoughtoflettuce:

rick-sanchez:

camiekahle:

THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN

I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS

DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????

OH MY FUCKING GOD I FORGOT THIS SHIT EXISTED 

The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975)

southernshot:

girl-in-nike:

This commercial is amazing.

I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol 

I’m not going to censor myself to comfort your ignorance.
Jon Stewart   (via neonchills)