i MUST ATTRACT A MATE WITH MY MATING CALL
WHERE IS MY MATE
A MATE HAs beEN ATTRACTED
THEY USE THE CHARMS OF RAD SHADES TO RECIPROCATE YOUR SEDUCTION
how tumblr friendships are born
I ALMOST HAD A HEART ATTACK
did i do this right? i wanted to make one for episode 8 omg…
I Don’t Even Watch That Show and I Ship It So Hard a novel by me.
Coming soon: the sequel I Watch That Show Now and I Ship It Even Harder
#TweetLikeAStraightPerson is a gem
THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
I’VE BEEN TRYING TO FIND THIS FOR SEVEN YEARS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW HARD IT IS TO ?????
OH MY FUCKING GOD I FORGOT THIS SHIT EXISTED
This commercial is amazing.
I work at an Under Armour store and we got to see this commercial way before they showed it on TV and everyone was speechless except one dude. He was all like “What the hell? Why the fuck would they make a ballet commercial? It’s not a sport.” My boss was quick to jump down his throat and said “Alright then get your ass on the floor and work on you tippy toes for the rest of your shift. If I fucking see you off them you will be the first of the temps to get cut!” He was on his tippy toes for the last hour and a half of his shift lol
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