Wonderful Nothings
horror movie opening scene
white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
dear internet

captain-raptor:

giant barks and teeny mews

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karenhurley:

The pair of creatives at Wieden + Kennedy in Portland, Ore., have made a fake product called Schadenfreezers—popsicles with the most depressing jokes you can imagine.

See them all at http://schadenfreezers.com

asmilinggoddess:


dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

even dennys did it this is fucking incredible

asmilinggoddess:

dennys:

welcome to dencon, on your birthday you get an extra hour in the pit.

even dennys did it this is fucking incredible

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

crazy-chick-with-crazy-hair:

rollerskater:

this is the most accurate representation of this scene

OMFG

little-veganite:

mayoroffuckstickjunction:

thecuteoftheday:

Heidi the rabbit!

Heidi has arthritis in her knees and hips so to help with the pain, she swims a few times a week!

Sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet!

“sometimes she wears a scrunchie on her ears so that they don’t get wet”

pixie-hollows:

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos


This is the fucking best

pixie-hollows:

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

This is the fucking best

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

i-w0nt-fade-away:

davykesey:

Manhattan at 6 a.m.

but just click on the picture 

countsassula:

i love getting kissed on the forehead so much it’s like they’re saying “hey i’m gonna show you affection but i’m not trying to get anything out of this, i just want you to feel happy”