Majestic Motherfucking Creatures we are.
This is sensational
I imagine that this excuse would be valid for 99% of my missed homework assignments.
why do people get so mad about puns? they’re literally the nicest kind of humor. they make nobody feel bad. it’s just clever. sometimes it’s original. learn to like puns. don’t let society run your life
Some may not admit it, but 99% of the anger people experience after a good pun comes from the fact that they didn’t think of it first.
In all three books Katniss just pees once.
Still better than seven years and Harry only taking one bath.
ive always watched this and have been like “rei, you’re supposed to be dancing, not beatboxing what are you doing?”
then i realized
he’s dancing alright, but he’s holding his glasses up to keep them from falling. what a dork oh my god
have you ever stopped liking somebody that you liked a lot and suddenly notice that they are a shitty person and realize how blinded you were by how much you liked them
oh my fucking god i love this
on a scale of one to invade russia in the winter
how bad is your idea
invading finland in winter
the Finns used SKIS. just imagine being a Russian coming to battle and all of a sudden the Finns come out on nowhere ON SKIS
You could say the Russians were…
i bet they were russian to get outta there